Honey Nirvana Reader,
In that location has been a little revolt at Holly'southward house. As you know, some have complained, some have whined and some have threatened. I am here to offer an ultimatum.

I am Holly's range.

I have noticed something. I take a lot of time on my hands to observe considering I am rarely in use. In fact, reflecting Holly'southward fuzzy slippers in this picture is the virtually work I have done all week.

It's non that Holly stays out of the kitchen. She is ALWAYS in that location. She uses other appliances. The microwave and dishwasher seem to exist in perpetual motion. She besides has her favorites. The coffee maker.

The calculator. I know this isn't actually a kitchen appliance, merely she doesn't seem to grasp that.

I have to paw it to her. The girl tin can make some toast.
and some more toast.
This is difficult for me to admit. This hurts me to the core. This is why other appliances mock me. This is why drastic measures are required. This is no joke. This is another appliance that sees more action so I do:
I know it seems incomprehensible that a undiscriminating waffle maker is in utilize more I. Do you feel my pain? Practise you see why action is my only choice? Where did it all become so incorrect? Why me? Is she insane?

If I am non used consistently (once daily x xiv sequent days) over the next two weeks, I am posting myself on eBay:


Stainless steel range. Pristine status. Very little use.

Crying for attention,
Holly's Range

Kids Activities Blog is Holly'southward blogging home.

She is the co-author of 101 Kids Activities that are the Bestest, Funnest Ever! and The 101 Coolest Simple Science Experiments.

She is the mom of three boys ages thirteen, 15 & 17 who partially homeschools. She believes that y'all shouldn't have to buy stuff to have fun when there is a kitchen junk drawer full of possibilities.